Forget-me-not Lover Pillows

Old Chipmunk. Now where the heck did I put those nuts?

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Mermaids in love

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Snake Eyes

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'I've got it written down...'

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

"And do you promise to love, honour and be a total whore in the bedroom."

Merry Kissmas

'So now what?'

'I love the way you wiggle your nose when you say that.'

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

Rapunzel's hair comes down to suitor as a braided ladder.

The men of your dreams

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"This year I wrote you a Valentine poem: Flowers are nice, candy divine, but what we really need is a bottle of wine!"

"We're in love.""Details at eleven."

'Old black and white movies can be SO romantic.'

"To woo me, Dad did a disco-style mating dance: Who could resist that?"

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

'We're busy, cha-cha-cha!'

"Ha! Good luck finding a princess who's "low maintenance!""

Valentines

'I was a spoiled little brat of a prince: Being turned into a frog and falling in love with you is the best thing that has happened to me...'

Romantic knight.