Forgotful Friend Pillows

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

'I've got it written down...'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"Forgotten anything?"

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

'You've left your laptop at the office.' - 'Why didn't you tell me before I left?' - 'Great... an extra hour of pointlessness to round off my day...' - 'You've left your power supply at the office.' - 'Right.'

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

"I can't remember where we're going."

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."