Forgotful Friend Gifts

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

Aging Support Group

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

'I've got it written down...'

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"Forgotten anything?"

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Belated Birthday Cards

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

'You've left your laptop at the office.' - 'Why didn't you tell me before I left?' - 'Great... an extra hour of pointlessness to round off my day...' - 'You've left your power supply at the office.' - 'Right.'

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."