Forgetful Hero Pillows

"Did I turn off the stove."

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

'I can't remember for the life of me why I came upstairs.'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

Aging Support Group

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"Forgotten anything?"

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

Belated Birthday Cards

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

"I can't remember where we're going."

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."