Forgetful Hero T-Shirts

"Did I turn off the stove."

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

'I can't remember for the life of me why I came upstairs.'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Forgotten anything?"

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

"I can't remember where we're going."

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

'You've left your laptop at the office.' - 'Why didn't you tell me before I left?' - 'Great... an extra hour of pointlessness to round off my day...' - 'You've left your power supply at the office.' - 'Right.'

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."