Forgetful Friends T-Shirts

'Could you check my appointment book and tell me what I'm waiting in line for?'

Lost and Found: 'Now where did I put my keys'

"Did I Remember To Close The Drawbridge?"

'No, don't tell me, You can't remember where you put the car keys,'

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

Aging Support Group

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'I've got it written down...'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."