Sleepy Traveler Gifts

Man asleep on train

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Man using light to shield his eyes.

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

"How much for just the ring?"

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

"Let's make a promise. When he's a teenager, we'll wake him up in the middle of the night."

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

"I've heard of sleepwalking but sleep bricklaying?"

Counting Sheep

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

'The ironic part is, I'm sure I left the bathtub running.'

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

'Last Chance for a Nice Chat'

Retired Snails.

'Are we there yet?'

"Why don't we just stay by this rock and take day trips around the local area?

"We've been intersnailing."

Everest Sign in Heaven

"I tho tired."

Window seat please. Chatting or no chatting?

Snail dreams of Motor Home.

Lonesome Road.

Globes

"I tried reading a book once ??" fell asleep and missed the ending."