Sleepless Adventurers Gifts

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"It's only the wind."

Mouse shopping after hours

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

At night - snake charmer.

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"Oh, how precious! She's texting in her sleep."

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

"Let's make a promise. When he's a teenager, we'll wake him up in the middle of the night."

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

Ice Cream. Cakes. Pies. Food trucks serving sweets come out at night. The streets are desserted after dark!

Counting Sheep

"I've heard of sleepwalking but sleep bricklaying?"

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

Man asleep on train

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

What a lovely night breeze!

"That's another thing about being nocturnal – nothing's open."

'It just turned tomorrow.'

"You were meant to give birth six days ago, so I've called in an expert to help!"

'I thought you're going to put the coffee on.'

24-hour Hot Dog Machine.

'All right, fellow anarchists, synchronize your watches.'

"Don't wait up for me - I hope I may be late."