Sleep-deprived Adventurer Gifts

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Tired Barbie

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

"Puffiness and dark circles under the eyes, sniffles, trouble sleeping, rashes...you don't have allergies...you have children."

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

"It's only the wind."

There Are Two Rules to Baby Club......

'What makes you think that he doesn't want you?'

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

'Sleeping like a baby'

"Oh, how precious! She's texting in her sleep."

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

I'm not fussy! I'm stir-crazy!

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

"Let's make a promise. When he's a teenager, we'll wake him up in the middle of the night."

Counting Sheep

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

"Having fun there little guy?"

"I've heard of sleepwalking but sleep bricklaying?"

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep