Sleep-deprived Adventurer Pillows

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Tired Barbie

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

"It's only the wind."

There Are Two Rules to Baby Club......

'What makes you think that he doesn't want you?'

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

'Sleeping like a baby'

"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

"Oh, how precious! She's texting in her sleep."

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

"Let's make a promise. When he's a teenager, we'll wake him up in the middle of the night."

Counting Sheep

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

"I've heard of sleepwalking but sleep bricklaying?"

"I got a lot of work done today. I couldn't sleep."

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep