Sleepless Wanderer Pillows

'I thought you're going to put the coffee on.'

Counting Sheep

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

Wide-awake.

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

"Your 2 am is here."

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

Mathematics.

All Roads Go Nowhere.

"I'm bored."

"They say yoga is good for insomnia."

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

"Tomorrow we go back to the hospital and replace him with a quieter model!"

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

"I'm getting that feeling of deja vu again."

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

"Don't be sad for lacking a sense of direction... I don't know the direction to Antarctica either!"

"We must be in the Village."

'You want to get to London? Well you shouldn't start from here.'

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again."