Sleep-deprived Dreamer Pillows

'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'

'Why can't you count sheep like everyone else?'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Night-time halo

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Tired Barbie

"Time for bed, guys."

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

Center For Sleep Deprivation

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

Wide-awake.

No Action Comics

'Sleeping like a baby'

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

"I got a lot of work done today. I couldn't sleep."

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."

'I can't sleep, knowing that the increased cost of doing business is being passed on to me!'

A pink cloud hovers above a sleeping man

'Settle down now and Daddy will take you for a nice ride.'

"I gotta tell you, doc, this insomnia has been wreaking havoc with my ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound."

"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"