'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'
Sleep-deprived Dreamer Pillows
Add a touch of humor and comfort to their space with pillows that embrace their sleepless creativity—the perfect cozy reminder of their wild, imaginative nights.
'Why can't you count sheep like everyone else?'
"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."
Night-time halo
'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'
"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."
Tired Barbie
"Time for bed, guys."
"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."
"Puffiness and dark circles under the eyes, sniffles, trouble sleeping, rashes...you don't have allergies...you have children."
Center For Sleep Deprivation
Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.
Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.
Wide-awake.
"Today is my second birthday and I wanted to let you know that I intend to take full advantage of my terrible twos!"
No Action Comics
'Sleeping like a baby'
"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"
I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!
I'm not fussy! I'm stir-crazy!
I suppose you'd like to know why I summoned you here at 3am, minion. Not really. My studies show there's a 0.0067% uptick in coffee sales when you appear sleepier than the patrons. Come again? My theory is that's because seeing you falling asleep on your feet subconsciously makes customers feel like they need more caffeine ... From now on, you're only to sleep three non-consecutive hours per day. Very bad mazzzzz ...
"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"
Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness
Overworked doctors in need of sleep
"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"
"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."
'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'
"I got a lot of work done today. I couldn't sleep."
Wheel of Sleep Misfortune
Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.
"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."
A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep
"How's the insomnia?"
A pink cloud hovers above a sleeping man
"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"
Sleep-deprived Dreamer Pillows Collection
Sleep-deprived Dreamer Mugs
Discover our range of mugs designed for sleep-deprived dreamers—quirky, inspiring, and perfect for their all-night brainstorming sessions.
Sleep-deprived Dreamer Prints
Find inspiring prints perfect for the creative soul’s space, capturing the wild beauty of sleepless nights and vivid dreaming.
Sleep-deprived Dreamer T-Shirts
Explore our fun t-shirts for the creative insomniac—bold designs that celebrate restless nights and vivid dreams.