A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep
Sleep-challenged Dreamer Pillows
Help them catch some well-deserved rest with cozy pillows that humorously acknowledge their sleepless nights—because even dreamers need a good night's sleep.
Night-time halo
'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'
'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'
"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."
"Time for bed, guys."
"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."
I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.
"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."
Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.
Life-Work Balance.
Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.
Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...
Wide-awake.
Writer's irony.
Painter's muse
No Action Comics
"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"
I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!
"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"
Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness
"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"
Bedtime Reading
"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."
Wheel of Sleep Misfortune
Bed time stories
'Generally I'm only out at night, but it was such a nice day, I decided to fly around for a while.'
"If I let you put a blanket over your cubicle, Hartley, I'd have to let everyone put a blanket over their cubicle."
"How's the insomnia?"
"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"
"I have a problem with resisting arrest."
A pink cloud hovers above a sleeping man
'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'
'May I please see your learner's permit?'
"Don't bring the cares of the barn out into the pasture."
Sleep-challenged Dreamer Pillows Collection
Sleep-challenged Dreamer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for sleep-deprived dreamers—witty, warm, and perfect for starting their day with a smile.
Sleep-challenged Dreamer Prints
Add some personality to their space with art prints that humorously acknowledge their sleep challenges—perfect for inspiring and entertaining.
Sleep-challenged Dreamer T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts crafted for those who dream big but sleep little—fun, witty, and comfortable for everyday wear.