Sleep-challenged Superstar Pillows

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Tired Barbie

"Time for bed, guys."

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

'What makes you think that he doesn't want you?'

'Yawn! I'll toss you to see who goes...'

There Are Two Rules to Baby Club......

"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

"Having fun there little guy?"

"Congratulations! We've bought you one more thing to keep alive."

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he get six hours of sleep or only five?'"

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."

"Oooglie oooglie googlie googlie..." "Who is this person? Where's the one with the milk?"

'Settle down now and Daddy will take you for a nice ride.'

"I gotta tell you, doc, this insomnia has been wreaking havoc with my ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound."

"How's the insomnia?"

'Why George, why?'

"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"

"I have a problem with resisting arrest."