'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'
Sleep-challenged Superstar Pillows
Add a cozy touch for the sleep-challenged with pillows that humorously acknowledge their nocturnal lifestyle. Ideal for late-night thinkers and creative dreamers alike.
"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."
"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."
Tired Barbie
"Time for bed, guys."
'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'
"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."
"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"
"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."
Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.
'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'
"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"
The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open
"Puffiness and dark circles under the eyes, sniffles, trouble sleeping, rashes...you don't have allergies...you have children."
Tired - Stressed - Tired.
Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.
Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.
'What makes you think that he doesn't want you?'
There Are Two Rules to Baby Club......
'Yawn! I'll toss you to see who goes...'
"Today is my second birthday and I wanted to let you know that I intend to take full advantage of my terrible twos!"
"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"
"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."
"Did he sleep through the night again?"
"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."
"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he get six hours of sleep or only five?'"
A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep
"Congratulations! We've bought you one more thing to keep alive."
"Having fun there little guy?"
"Oooglie oooglie googlie googlie..." "Who is this person? Where's the one with the milk?"
'Settle down now and Daddy will take you for a nice ride.'
"I gotta tell you, doc, this insomnia has been wreaking havoc with my ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound."
Rings beneath your eyes mean that you have children.
"I have a problem with resisting arrest."
'Why George, why?'
Sleep-challenged Superstar Pillows Collection
Sleep-challenged Superstar Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs tailored for sleep-challenged superstars — perfect for late-night coffee or early morning wake-up calls.
Sleep-challenged Superstar Prints
Decorate with art that celebrates the night owl lifestyle. Our prints are a humorous tribute for sleep-challenged creatives.
Sleep-challenged Superstar T-Shirts
Find the perfect humorous t-shirt to celebrate your sleep-deprived superstar. Great for late-night thinkers and late risers alike.