Sleep-deprived Champions Pillows

"If I had to classify our parenting style, I would call it a 24/7, terrifying, all-consuming, worrying style."

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Tired Barbie

"Time for bed, guys."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'Yawn! I'll toss you to see who goes...'

'What makes you think that he doesn't want you?'

There Are Two Rules to Baby Club......

"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

Crying parent holds crying baby.

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

"Let's make a promise. When he's a teenager, we'll wake him up in the middle of the night."

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

"Having fun there little guy?"

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he get six hours of sleep or only five?'"

"Congratulations! We've bought you one more thing to keep alive."

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up every hour during the night."

'Settle down now and Daddy will take you for a nice ride.'

'Why George, why?'

"Getting her to sleep is like going to the opera. It takes place in stages, there's a lot of yelling, and by the end everyone's starting to nod off."

Bill's alarm clocks were going off early today.

"I gotta tell you, doc, this insomnia has been wreaking havoc with my ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound."

New parents shocked at having slept through the night.