Sleep-deprived Travelers Pillows

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Time for bed, guys."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

Steve found himself on his travels.

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

Center For Sleep Deprivation

'Sleeping like a baby'

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

Excess Baggage: Anyone who thinks business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

"Let's make a promise. When he's a teenager, we'll wake him up in the middle of the night."

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

'The ironic part is, I'm sure I left the bathtub running.'

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up every hour during the night."

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

Counting Sheep

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

Man asleep on train

A Grim Reaper counting skeletons of sheep jumping over a fence.

"I'm so tired I can't even think straight."

'If you're teaching him how to drive, what are you doing back there?'

Two men arguing on a train journey

'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'

"I tho tired."

'I thought you're going to put the coffee on.'

"Make sure you leave your hotel's contact details, email and telephone. Keep your phone with you at all times and check it out hourly. Have a good break."