Travel Weary Pillows

Excess Baggage: Anyone who thinks business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Echo Tourism'

Travelling

Motor Tourism

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Airplane Mode.

Camping-Pong

Injured backpacker.

Airport Bored Rooms

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

"Excuse me, but I think you're in my seat."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

"Here’s your room key and mini-bar."

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

'I have this feeling we've forgotten something.'

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

Returning tourism

Broken down car driver trying to attract the attention of a hi-tech breakdown vehicle.

'If you ask me - a 3700 mile trip will do you good.'

Tourists in church

Recalculating!