Travel Weary Pillows

Excess Baggage: Anyone who thinks business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

"I hate travel."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Echo Tourism'

Motor Tourism

Travelling

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Camping-Pong

Airplane Mode.

Injured backpacker.

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Airport Bored Rooms

Megacorp Airlines. "We bring people closer together. And that's just on the plane!

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

"Excuse me, but I think you're in my seat."

Slept on the plane and now in horrible pain?

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

Ryanair refunds

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

"Here’s your room key and mini-bar."

'I have this feeling we've forgotten something.'

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

Broken down car driver trying to attract the attention of a hi-tech breakdown vehicle.

'If you ask me - a 3700 mile trip will do you good.'

Returning tourism