Sleep-deprived Travelers T-Shirts

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Time for bed, guys."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

Steve found himself on his travels.

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

'Sleeping like a baby'

I'm not fussy! I'm stir-crazy!

Clearly, you've been burning the candle at both ends, Mr. Fusco. You have the wick of a man twice your age.

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

Excess Baggage: Anyone who thinks business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

"Let's make a promise. When he's a teenager, we'll wake him up in the middle of the night."

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up every hour during the night."

Counting Sheep

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

'The ironic part is, I'm sure I left the bathtub running.'

A Grim Reaper counting skeletons of sheep jumping over a fence.

Man asleep on train

"I hate travel."

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

"I'm so tired I can't even think straight."

'If you're teaching him how to drive, what are you doing back there?'

'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'

Two men arguing on a train journey

"I tho tired."

'I thought you're going to put the coffee on.'