Sleep-deprived Adventurers T-Shirts

"Let's make a promise. When he's a teenager, we'll wake him up in the middle of the night."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Tired Barbie

"Time for bed, guys."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

"It's only the wind."

There Are Two Rules to Baby Club......

'What makes you think that he doesn't want you?'

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

At night - snake charmer.

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up every hour during the night."

Counting Sheep

"I've heard of sleepwalking but sleep bricklaying?"

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

"Having fun there little guy?"

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'