The Sleep-deprived T-Shirts

"I was too anxious to sleep, too sleepy to work, and too lazy to go to the kitchen."

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"Time for bed, guys."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

'Sleeping like a baby'

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

"Let's make a promise. When he's a teenager, we'll wake him up in the middle of the night."

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up every hour during the night."

"Dad, I'm thirsty again!"

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

"I got a lot of work done today. I couldn't sleep."

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."

'I can't sleep, knowing that the increased cost of doing business is being passed on to me!'

'And don't bother your father. He tossed and turned all winter.'

"I have a problem with resisting arrest."

"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"

A Grim Reaper counting skeletons of sheep jumping over a fence.

"I'm so tired I can't even think straight."

'Sixty eight seconds. Pretty weak, Dad.'