Gift a laugh with our sleep deprivation-inspired T-shirts. These witty designs are ideal for night owls who wear their late nights with pride.
I suppose you'd like to know why I summoned you here at 3am, minion. Not really. My studies show there's a 0.0067% uptick in coffee sales when you appear sleepier than the patrons. Come again? My theory is that's because seeing you falling asleep on your feet subconsciously makes customers feel like they need more caffeine ... From now on, you're only to sleep three non-consecutive hours per day. Very bad mazzzzz ...
"I spend my day prepping for a good night"
"I think I need an extra pillow."
"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."
Wordplay: Hibernation.
Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.
"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"
"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."
'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'
"I'll get up in negative five minutes."
"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."
A breakthrough in the morning meeting
Contented man and cat sleeping
"I'm so good at this!"
"Time for bed, guys."
Broken Alarm Clock.
'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'
'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'
"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."
'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'
'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'
Do not disturb...
Downside of a memory foam mattress.
'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'
"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."
"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."
Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.
'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'
"I like to come prepared for meetings."
"What's with your hair?"
"You were snoring."
This is our 36th nap today - I can't read you a bedtime story EVERY time.
Oh, come on this insomnia is driving me nuts! Just shoot me with a tranquilizer dart, wouldja!
Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep
Snooze Alarm for Mole.
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