Sleep-deprived Soul T-Shirts

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

A Grim Reaper counting skeletons of sheep jumping over a fence.

Center For Sleep Deprivation

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

Tired Barbie

"Time for bed, guys."

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

'Sleeping like a baby'

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up every hour during the night."

"Dad, I'm thirsty again!"

"I got a lot of work done today. I couldn't sleep."

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

"I have a problem with resisting arrest."

"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"

'Settle down now and Daddy will take you for a nice ride.'

'I can't sleep, knowing that the increased cost of doing business is being passed on to me!'

Grim Reaper Insomnia

'And don't bother your father. He tossed and turned all winter.'

"How's the insomnia?"

"I gotta tell you, doc, this insomnia has been wreaking havoc with my ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound."

"I'm so tired I can't even think straight."

'I still have trouble sleeping. I thought when I died I could rest in peace.'

'Sixty eight seconds. Pretty weak, Dad.'