Sleep-deprived Soul Mugs

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

A Grim Reaper counting skeletons of sheep jumping over a fence.

Center For Sleep Deprivation

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

Tired Barbie

"Time for bed, guys."

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

"Puffiness and dark circles under the eyes, sniffles, trouble sleeping, rashes...you don't have allergies...you have children."

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'Sleeping like a baby'

I suppose you'd like to know why I summoned you here at 3am, minion. Not really. My studies show there's a 0.0067% uptick in coffee sales when you appear sleepier than the patrons. Come again? My theory is that's because seeing you falling asleep on your feet subconsciously makes customers feel like they need more caffeine ... From now on, you're only to sleep three non-consecutive hours per day. Very bad mazzzzz ...

Clearly, you've been burning the candle at both ends, Mr. Fusco. You have the wick of a man twice your age.

I'm not fussy! I'm stir-crazy!

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

"Dad, I'm thirsty again!"

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up every hour during the night."

"I got a lot of work done today. I couldn't sleep."

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

Grim Reaper Insomnia

'I can't sleep, knowing that the increased cost of doing business is being passed on to me!'

"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"

"I have a problem with resisting arrest."

'Settle down now and Daddy will take you for a nice ride.'

"How's the insomnia?"

'And don't bother your father. He tossed and turned all winter.'

"I gotta tell you, doc, this insomnia has been wreaking havoc with my ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound."