Sleepless In Society Mugs

A Nation of Insomniacs

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Time for bed, guys."

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

This coffee can keep you up

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"Your 2 am is here."

'Sleeping like a baby'

Clearly, you've been burning the candle at both ends, Mr. Fusco. You have the wick of a man twice your age.

I'm not fussy! I'm stir-crazy!

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

'How can you sleep at night?'

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up every hour during the night."

'And don't bother your father. He tossed and turned all winter.'

Grim Reaper Insomnia

A Grim Reaper counting skeletons of sheep jumping over a fence.

"I'm so tired I can't even think straight."

'I still have trouble sleeping. I thought when I died I could rest in peace.'

Things my cat says at 3 am

'Shouldn't you be out in line...'

When you get worried and you can't sleep. . .

'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'

"There is no 'snooze button'. Get up, it's your turn to see to the baby!"

Creative Insomnia

"I was too anxious to sleep, too sleepy to work, and too lazy to go to the kitchen."

'I just can't get to sleep! The baby isn't crying, the neighbors are quiet, the bathroom faucets are fixed, there isn't any traffic in the street...'