Sleepless In Society Pillows

A Nation of Insomniacs

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"Time for bed, guys."

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

This coffee can keep you up

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"Your 2 am is here."

'Sleeping like a baby'

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

'How can you sleep at night?'

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up every hour during the night."

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

'And don't bother your father. He tossed and turned all winter.'

Grim Reaper Insomnia

A Grim Reaper counting skeletons of sheep jumping over a fence.

"I'm so tired I can't even think straight."

'I still have trouble sleeping. I thought when I died I could rest in peace.'

Things my cat says at 3 am

"There is no 'snooze button'. Get up, it's your turn to see to the baby!"

'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'

Creative Insomnia

"I was too anxious to sleep, too sleepy to work, and too lazy to go to the kitchen."

'I just can't get to sleep! The baby isn't crying, the neighbors are quiet, the bathroom faucets are fixed, there isn't any traffic in the street...'

'Why can't you count sheep like everyone else?'