Sleepless Sipper Pillows

This coffee can keep you up

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

Wide-awake.

"Your 2 am is here."

Mathematics.

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

Counting Sheep

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

Man asleep on train

Grim Reaper Insomnia

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

'Happy new year'

"I have a problem with resisting arrest."

"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"

'I dreamt I was tweeting about my insomnia all night.'

My running routine, my sleep routine, my self-care routine and my food prep routine.

His condition is known as Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

When you get worried and you can't sleep. . .

"According to personnel staff are working an average of 10 hours unpaid overtime a week."

'I'm writing an insomniacs guide to beating the IRS.'

"I tried reading a book once ??" fell asleep and missed the ending."

"Should we wake her before she wakes us?"

"Ooh, I need a drink. I wish I didn't have to hide it...but I don't want the family making fun of me. Mmm...that hits the spot."