Sleepless Night Survivor Pillows

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

My inomnia wouldn't be so bad if I didn't lie awake worrying about it.

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

"You're just run down."

This coffee can keep you up

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"Your 2 am is here."

Wide-awake.

'Sleeping like a baby'

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up every hour during the night."

'Now she's frightened of your snoring...'

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."

Counting Sheep

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

'What time do we have to wake her up in the mornings?'

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

"I'm so tired I can't even think straight."

Toddler in the bed: a journey

'I'm still buffering.'

My running routine, my sleep routine, my self-care routine and my food prep routine.

'Sixty eight seconds. Pretty weak, Dad.'