Sleepytime Survivors Pillows

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"Time for bed, guys."

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

"You're just run down."

"My new day job is killing me."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"Your 2 am is here."

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

'Sleeping like a baby'

Teddy sweeping up zzz

I'm not fussy! I'm stir-crazy!

Clearly, you've been burning the candle at both ends, Mr. Fusco. You have the wick of a man twice your age.

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up every hour during the night."

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

'What time do we have to wake her up in the mornings?'

'This is the voice mailbox of Rip Van Winkle. You have forty seven thousand two hundred and six messages...'

"I'm so tired I can't even think straight."

"I'll never understand grown ups. They make you go back to school the day after New Year, then wonder what causes post-holiday doldrums."

Toddler in the bed: a journey

'I'm still buffering.'

'Sixty eight seconds. Pretty weak, Dad.'

Coffee. I'm exhausted. I started sleeping on my coin collection to keep it safe, and now I understand the saying "change is hard"!

'Another October 30, another failed Halloween candy sleepover.'

"I kept tossing and turning all winter!"