Sleepyheads Unite Pillows

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Sheep Ledger

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

'Because it'll put you to sleep. That's why I'm reading you the third quarter report.'

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

"He's never up before eleven."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Sleepwalking to work.

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

Early Night Club

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Buzz. Go away. Buzz buzz. I'm up! The alarm clock always wants it more than you do.

"You're just run down."

"I'm going."

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'

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The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.