Sleepyhead Strategists Pillows

"Jump-start?"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"He's never up before eleven."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

'Because it'll put you to sleep. That's why I'm reading you the third quarter report.'

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Sleepwalking to work.

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"I'm going."

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

"You're just run down."

Early Night Club

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'

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"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"