Sleepy Strategist Pillows

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

"I should just sleep on the toilet and save myself the trips."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"I can't decide whether to get upset and wake him up... or wait and see if it works!"

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

Interpretive napping

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

Book on Thumb Twiddling

'It's a silent protest.'

"I'm having trouble sleeping through board meetings."

The great slingshot of Mongolia.

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

Bummer Time Streaming

"George is going for the Guinness World Record for just sitting."

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

"The secret to my productivity is sleeping when everyone is awake."

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

'We just have to win this account, Barbara and I have another litter on the way!'

Napquest

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

The night-shift had an ingenious way of staying awake during the long nights!

OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders.

"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."

"So, it's agreed then - we'll sleep on it and decide in the morning."

"I can't decide whether to nap right now or in ten minutes."

"At the next board meeting maybe you'll just be quiet."

'I thought I'd be more tired this evening. I didn't fall asleep 'til 2:30 this afternoon!'

Chess cheerleaders jump up and down but don't make any noise.