Sleepy Executive Pillows

"I'm having trouble sleeping through board meetings."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

Baby On Boardroom

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

Cat Boss

"And this is another economic indicator."

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.'

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

"The latest reports show life expectancy going down for the first time."

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee."

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

A businessman sits behind a desk; a nameplate on the desk reads "A. Nellson: Desk Potato".

"I bought this mattress for you so you can sleep in the office when you're working overtime...hey! I was expecting you to be a bit more grateful, mister!"

'As you may know, I'll retire in a few weeks but you better not think that I'm a lame duck now!'

"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."

"I can hear you, can you hear me?"

"Did I remember to lock the dungeon?"

'You have a board meeting on 8.'

VP in charge of computer manuals.

"Your dinner is in the convenience store."

CEO washroom...private: 'Well, at least it's lonely in here.'

"I should just sleep on the toilet and save myself the trips."

Bill got his best ideas late at night.

"If these sleeping pills don't work, chant their soothing brand name and you'll fall asleep."