Sleepy Executive Prints

"I'm having trouble sleeping through board meetings."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

Baby On Boardroom

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

Finger on the Z Key

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

Cat Boss

"And this is another economic indicator."

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.'

For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

"The latest reports show life expectancy going down for the first time."

"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee."

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

A businessman sits behind a desk; a nameplate on the desk reads "A. Nellson: Desk Potato".

'I'm just a cat. What do I know about being a CEO. So I asked the Donald to come here to give me some advice.'

'As you may know, I'll retire in a few weeks but you better not think that I'm a lame duck now!'

"I bought this mattress for you so you can sleep in the office when you're working overtime...hey! I was expecting you to be a bit more grateful, mister!"

"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."

"I can hear you, can you hear me?"

VP in charge of computer manuals.

'You have a board meeting on 8.'

"Your dinner is in the convenience store."

Wake up, Don. You're TED talking in your sleep again.

"Did I remember to lock the dungeon?"

CEO washroom...private: 'Well, at least it's lonely in here.'

"I should just sleep on the toilet and save myself the trips."

Bill got his best ideas late at night.