Sleeplessness Mugs

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"Try thinking about something else."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"Yours is adjustable?"

Sheep Ledger

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

"I object!" "Overruled!"

"Time for bed, guys."

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

Pachyderm insomnia.

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."