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When you get worried and you can't sleep,count your blessings instead of sheep...

Grim Reaper Insomnia

Skiing.

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'That one's going to be a klutz.'

"Alright! Fine! ONE man is an island!"

This coffee can keep you up

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

Wide-awake.

"Your 2 am is here."

'Sure, I am usually old and wise, but with you my boy, I just love to be silly!'

Mathematics.

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

Look Enlightened - Here comes the Guru.

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

Counting Sheep

"Oh, god. . . not another night at home watching Ingmar Bergman films!"

Extrovert/Introvert.

A Grim Reaper counting skeletons of sheep jumping over a fence.

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

'No, we may NOT have a karaoke night!'

'Sorry Dad, but my natural instinct is not to charge...'

'I still have trouble sleeping. I thought when I died I could rest in peace.'

"If you really wanted to, you could beat this insomnia with your eyes closed."

Lonely Tree

My running routine, my sleep routine, my self-care routine and my food prep routine.

Castaway swims to desert island and reads sign; 'No Trespassing'.

"The world was becoming too crowded: the only way I could remain a lone wolf was to move out here..."