Silly Soul T-Shirts

'Sure, I am usually old and wise, but with you my boy, I just love to be silly!'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'That one's going to be a klutz.'

Romance

"I love you, you big fool."

'I always cry at weddings!'

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

You're the cream in my coffee.

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"I know. I miss him, too."

"It was her mothers"

Letter writing lady.

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

Romantic Tree Carving

'I can change! I swear!'

'When love is color Blind.'

'I hate my life.

Broken Heart

Monster Horrorscopes

"Why are you special? Because I'm your mommy, and I'm special."

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

ONE IN A MILLION

"Alright! Fine! ONE man is an island!"

Introverted Chair

"He's fluent in 24 computer languages and never says a bloody word to me."

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

"You are literally my entire world."

He was a great dodgeball player. Who's in heaven now. He will be missed.

"Sitting here with you is so perfect … which reminds me: You can never die."

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

Two hands holding a picture of a girl.

'Alright, alright. You can take it with you.'