Sober Soul T-Shirts

"I am as sober as a judge, but I will need you to blow into this to prove it."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'That one's going to be a klutz.'

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

The Sensitive Dude.

Introverted Chair

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

Monster Horrorscopes

"Alright! Fine! ONE man is an island!"

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

'Sure, I am usually old and wise, but with you my boy, I just love to be silly!'

"Did I miss something?"

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

"Don't worry about me. I'm the late bird."

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

'Be sure to eat every bite — the chef is a very sensitive guy.'

"It's okay. I'm still ranked at the top of my class in self-esteem."

'Is the thrill worth the chance of wiping out and getting (shudder) wet?'

"Oh, god. . . not another night at home watching Ingmar Bergman films!"

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

Look Enlightened - Here comes the Guru.

I had a misspent youth and I'm not getting a great bargain on adulthood either.

"With Mindfulness, one may learn to sit through all distractions."

Extrovert/Introvert.

"Thanks for the interview. And, you're definitely on my shortlist."

'No, we may NOT have a karaoke night!'