Serene Souls T-Shirts

A vampire in a canoe.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

It's the thought that counts!

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

"I don't get it. I'm playing a legendary jazz musician and the director keeps telling me to stick to the script and stop improvising."

Wisdom for dummies

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

"Don't worry about me. I'm the late bird."

'That's what I hate about Rental Boats.'

Whatever

Look Enlightened - Here comes the Guru.

'That's old Goopta - he decided to quit at the top of his game.'

'Contemplate this summons.'

'...he's got more sense than money.'

Victimless TV

Things to do before you die...

'No, we may NOT have a karaoke night!'

'Oh yeah! First to reach enlightenment... Right here! Eat my dust, bitches!'

'Sorry Dad, but my natural instinct is not to charge...'

Insomnia Free Zone

"At last, a nice peaceful place to picnic."

"Sorry I'm late - I got caught in another avalanche."

Past mistakes insomnia

Pressing pause on the world.

'I miss the hurly, but not the burly.'

People asking a robin to be quiet.

"Go with the flow, boys!"

"I am as sober as a judge, but I will need you to blow into this to prove it."