Serene Souls Gifts

We've arrived! It's sooo quiet and peaceful! Where's Teddy going? Communing with nature. Peace is boring.

A vampire in a canoe.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

It's the thought that counts!

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

"I don't get it. I'm playing a legendary jazz musician and the director keeps telling me to stick to the script and stop improvising."

Wisdom for dummies

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

"Don't worry about me. I'm the late bird."

'That's what I hate about Rental Boats.'

Look Enlightened - Here comes the Guru.

'That's old Goopta - he decided to quit at the top of his game.'

Whatever

"With Mindfulness, one may learn to sit through all distractions."

'Contemplate this summons.'

Victimless TV

'...he's got more sense than money.'

'No, we may NOT have a karaoke night!'

Things to do before you die...

'Oh yeah! First to reach enlightenment... Right here! Eat my dust, bitches!'

Insomnia Free Zone

'Sorry Dad, but my natural instinct is not to charge...'

People asking a robin to be quiet.

'I miss the hurly, but not the burly.'

Past mistakes insomnia

"Sorry I'm late - I got caught in another avalanche."

"At last, a nice peaceful place to picnic."

Pressing pause on the world.

"Go with the flow, boys!"