Quiet Soul Gifts

Introvert.

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

She required plenty of personal space.

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

James decided to stay in that night.

'That one's going to be a klutz.'

"I know. I miss him, too."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Introverted Chair

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

"Alright! Fine! ONE man is an island!"

'Sure, I am usually old and wise, but with you my boy, I just love to be silly!'

"It's okay. I'm still ranked at the top of my class in self-esteem."

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

"Don't worry about me. I'm the late bird."

"Oh, god. . . not another night at home watching Ingmar Bergman films!"

Look Enlightened - Here comes the Guru.

"With Mindfulness, one may learn to sit through all distractions."

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

Extrovert/Introvert.

"Thanks for the interview. And, you're definitely on my shortlist."

Victimless TV

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

'No, we may NOT have a karaoke night!'

"Nana, it's fine if those are your final words, but it's also OK if you want to take another stab at them."

'Sorry Dad, but my natural instinct is not to charge...'

Monkey, do you think I'm wasting my life at this cafe? I serve coffee and scones, make small talk with strangers and regulars, clean up their messes and the bathroom. Tell my problems to a mute monkey who doesn't even listen and thinks only about food. House of Java.net Cybercafe. That's right, I'm on to you.

"Go with the flow, boys!"

"Hmm...I don't like it - it's too quiet..."

A man's head disappears into his torso, replaced by a sign that reads: Next Showing 1:00

"The world was becoming too crowded: the only way I could remain a lone wolf was to move out here..."