Relaxed Soul Gifts

A sitting woman

Doomsday for a Relaxed Man

Victimless TV

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

"Don't worry about me. I'm the late bird."

Doctor lying on a chaise lounge.

"Wait...what if the true meaning of life is not ambition and doing good work? What if happiness is the opposite...no job, no money, doing nothing, going nowhere?"

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

"Go with the flow, boys!"

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

Late-Onset Epiphany

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

PastFuture.

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

"Why are we here?"

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

Spring Training

"She's in her happy place again."

'Constant euphoria is bound to cause some issues.'

'Drunk'

Time Passes...For Meaning.

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

Dancing Under The Air Conditioner

"Heavens, what have I done?!"