Light-hearted Soul Gifts

'Does that mean my reflexes are GOOD then, doctor?'

Social distancing

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Get crazy once in a while

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"Are you OK hun?"

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

"I know. I miss him, too."

Have I told you lately that I love you

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

Mum Hearts.

Preachers with far too much input

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

'Hug someone you love today, but don't break them in half.'

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

'I'm saying I want to share your pain you selfish bastard.'

'Constant euphoria is bound to cause some issues.'

Dancing Under The Air Conditioner

'Optimism is the key to success. Inside every fat chance, there's a slim chance trying to get out.''

"It's OK, girl. I get tired, too."

"You're sad about the wrong things, Albert."

"Well, now that you mention it, my philosophy has ALWAYS been to live every day as if it was my last."