Light-hearted Soul T-Shirts

'Does that mean my reflexes are GOOD then, doctor?'

Social distancing

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"This stool shall pass."

Get crazy once in a while

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"Are you OK hun?"

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Have I told you lately that I love you

"I know. I miss him, too."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

Mum Hearts.

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

Preachers with far too much input

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

'Hug someone you love today, but don't break them in half.'

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

'I'm saying I want to share your pain you selfish bastard.'

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

'Constant euphoria is bound to cause some issues.'

Dancing Under The Air Conditioner

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

"It's OK, girl. I get tired, too."

"You're sad about the wrong things, Albert."

"Well, now that you mention it, my philosophy has ALWAYS been to live every day as if it was my last."