Silent Wise Soul Gifts

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'That one's going to be a klutz.'

"I know. I miss him, too."

The Sensitive Dude.

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

It's the thought that counts!

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

'Sure, I am usually old and wise, but with you my boy, I just love to be silly!'

Backpacker

'Be sure to eat every bite — the chef is a very sensitive guy.'

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

"Did I miss something?"

Jim was busy detoxing his negative thinking patterns.

Life is just four letters...

Look Enlightened - Here comes the Guru.

'Martha wants to travel and meet new people. I want to quit my job and run a brothel on the Mekong river...'

I wonder if they can think...

'Why don't you take out the garbage sometime?'

'I use the zen-Freudian method. Neither of us says anything for the hour.'

There once was a person who planted a seed

'...he's got more sense than money.'

'No, we may NOT have a karaoke night!'

'Mind you, I make up for it on my husband when I get home.'

Past, Present, Future Thoughts

"What a lot of people don't realize is that I actually enjoy an incredibly rich interior life."

'The word from upstairs is that you're in serious danger of excommunication if you don't stop yelling 'Hey, Abbot!''