Silent Wise Soul T-Shirts

Monkey, do you think I'm wasting my life at this cafe? I serve coffee and scones, make small talk with strangers and regulars, clean up their messes and the bathroom. Tell my problems to a mute monkey who doesn't even listen and thinks only about food. House of Java.net Cybercafe. That's right, I'm on to you.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'That one's going to be a klutz.'

"I know. I miss him, too."

The Sensitive Dude.

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

It's the thought that counts!

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

'Sure, I am usually old and wise, but with you my boy, I just love to be silly!'

Backpacker

'Be sure to eat every bite — the chef is a very sensitive guy.'

Jim was busy detoxing his negative thinking patterns.

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

Life is just four letters...

"Did I miss something?"

'Martha wants to travel and meet new people. I want to quit my job and run a brothel on the Mekong river...'

"With Mindfulness, one may learn to sit through all distractions."

'Why don't you take out the garbage sometime?'

I wonder if they can think...

Look Enlightened - Here comes the Guru.

There once was a person who planted a seed

'I use the zen-Freudian method. Neither of us says anything for the hour.'

When I was young I worked at being hip, now I hope my hip keeps working.

"What a lot of people don't realize is that I actually enjoy an incredibly rich interior life."

'...he's got more sense than money.'

Past, Present, Future Thoughts

'Mind you, I make up for it on my husband when I get home.'

'No, we may NOT have a karaoke night!'