Timid Soul Gifts

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'That one's going to be a klutz.'

"I know. I miss him, too."

Introverted Chair

It's the thought that counts!

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

'Sure, I am usually old and wise, but with you my boy, I just love to be silly!'

'Does that mean my reflexes are GOOD then, doctor?'

Jim was busy detoxing his negative thinking patterns.

Life is just four letters...

"With Mindfulness, one may learn to sit through all distractions."

Look Enlightened - Here comes the Guru.

I wonder if they can think...

There once was a person who planted a seed

'...he's got more sense than money.'

Past, Present, Future Thoughts

'No, we may NOT have a karaoke night!'

'Don't get smart with me!'

'Sorry Dad, but my natural instinct is not to charge...'

'She's 24'-24'-24' but she has BIG blue eyes.'

Pressing pause on the world.

Monkey, do you think I'm wasting my life at this cafe? I serve coffee and scones, make small talk with strangers and regulars, clean up their messes and the bathroom. Tell my problems to a mute monkey who doesn't even listen and thinks only about food. House of Java.net Cybercafe. That's right, I'm on to you.

"It's the story of my life: A round peg in a square pants family!"

A man's head disappears into his torso, replaced by a sign that reads: Next Showing 1:00

Ain't Nothing in the Middle of the Road but a Faded Strip of Paint

Dark cloud.

'And you're really sure this tanning equipment is safe?'

We've arrived! It's sooo quiet and peaceful! Where's Teddy going? Communing with nature. Peace is boring.

Stained Glass Airplane Window

"Oh, great! -- You bozos made me forget what I was meditating about!"