Timid Soul T-Shirts

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'That one's going to be a klutz.'

"I know. I miss him, too."

Introverted Chair

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

It's the thought that counts!

'Sure, I am usually old and wise, but with you my boy, I just love to be silly!'

'Does that mean my reflexes are GOOD then, doctor?'

Life is just four letters...

Jim was busy detoxing his negative thinking patterns.

I wonder if they can think...

Look Enlightened - Here comes the Guru.

There once was a person who planted a seed

Past, Present, Future Thoughts

'No, we may NOT have a karaoke night!'

'...he's got more sense than money.'

'Don't get smart with me!'

'Sorry Dad, but my natural instinct is not to charge...'

Pressing pause on the world.

'She's 24'-24'-24' but she has BIG blue eyes.'

A man's head disappears into his torso, replaced by a sign that reads: Next Showing 1:00

Dark cloud.

'And you're really sure this tanning equipment is safe?'

Stained Glass Airplane Window

"I know it's not as exciting as bungee jumping, but this might be the time to take up meditating as a past-time."

"Oh, great! -- You bozos made me forget what I was meditating about!"