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Tactics for avoiding a chat.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Is this who I am?"

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"I know. I miss him, too."

'That one's going to be a klutz.'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

"Wonder if there's something wrong with you? Reality is for us all it's true..."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Introverted Chair

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

"How much longer with this social distancing thing?"

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

'Sure, I am usually old and wise, but with you my boy, I just love to be silly!'

"Nihilistic rage motivates me to cling desperately to this job."

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

Bashful Royal Guard

"I handle chatty people for him."

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."