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Tactics for avoiding a chat.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"Is this who I am?"

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

'That one's going to be a klutz.'

"I know. I miss him, too."

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

"Wonder if there's something wrong with you? Reality is for us all it's true..."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

Introverted Chair

"Nihilistic rage motivates me to cling desperately to this job."

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"I handle chatty people for him."

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

Bashful Royal Guard

'Sure, I am usually old and wise, but with you my boy, I just love to be silly!'

"Maybe marriage is what I need, Gregorio. Sometiems I wonder if I'm living my life for other people...instead of living life for myself."

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."