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There once was a person who planted a seed

'He understands me, he understands me not...'

"Oh, great! -- You bozos made me forget what I was meditating about!"

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Zenemies.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Pastorius wonders why.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Is this who I am?"

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

"I don't leave home without it!"

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"You've been served."

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

The Sensitive Dude.

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

"Wonder if there's something wrong with you? Reality is for us all it's true..."

Late-Onset Epiphany

"Ouch. . . Aaaargh!!. . . Stop it!. . . "