Mystical Soul T-Shirts

"Sometimes the future is bright, sometimes it's dark - it's all cyclical."

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Little help?"

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I heard they mate for life."

Get crazy once in a while

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'In Love'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Fly fishing.

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Cake

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Significant Otter

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

Love at First Sight.

The unknown war poet.

Beware of balloon dog.

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

Romance

"You've been served."

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'Now, Billy, why don't you tell the class why you want to be a pirate when you grow up.'