Mystical Soul T-Shirts

"Sometimes the future is bright, sometimes it's dark - it's all cyclical."

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Little help?"

Get crazy once in a while

"I heard they mate for life."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

'In Love'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Fly fishing.

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Cake

Love at First Sight.

"You've been served."

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Beware of balloon dog.

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

Romance

Significant Otter

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

The unknown war poet.

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."